Lizzie, is that you?

Oh, this is priceless. Straight out of Monday Night Comedy.

I had to take a break after point#2 below because it was already too funny.

1. Irish model comes to Bombay.
2. Starts acting in Bollywood movies!
3. Takes her family of eight (!) out to a Chinese restaurant in Bandra on her birthday.
4. Starts to shiver just as she's about to finish her meal.
5. Somehow she realises that the shivering is due to an entire lizard that's been in her food as she ate everything around it without
a) seeing the lizard, OR
b) eating the lizard and pretending to be an expert on Chinese delicacies.
6. Hubby screams at everone in restaurant to stop eating. "Gentlemen, drop your chopsticks!".
7. Hubby then complains to manager and admits wifey to Holy Family (but of course) Hospital.
8. Hubby and wifey file police complaint and simultaneously demand a million rupees as compensation from the restaurant owner.
9. Restaurant owner pays up Rs. 7,000 but sues the couple for extortion and libel.
10. Lawyer suggests using a cockroach the next time.

I swear I'm not making this up!

Read this:
Model alleges she found lizard in food

Now I'm waiting for SPCA to get involved. Tee hee hee.